Wordy – #amonthof creative moments
A transcript of our meal time! Is your house like this? I just feel like the dialogue never stops.
The kids do say some funny things though!
Do you like the carrot bit?
Do you like the…….tuna bit?
Sit down please, come on!
Shall I strap you in?
Don’t put your fork in there, please.
So, what have you tried then Isabella?
I like the mackerel mummy
I don’t like mackerel
it’s not mackerel, it’s tuna
I don’t like tuna
how do you know? You haven’t had it for ages, could you please taste it.
I don’t want to!
Well, I bet you can’t eat any of it anyway……can she William? I bet she can’t she’s not brave enough.
oh yes she caaan!
oh no she can’t.
oh yes she caaan!
so you think if I cover my eyes Bella won’t eat any?
Yes, cover your eyes.
….keep them closed….
She won’t eat it will she William?
…just keep them closed, keep your eyes closed
You ate some TUNA, yeah! Now close your mouth to eat it up.
How is it?
You were a lot braver than I thought you were, wow!
I thought it might have mouses in, I don’t like mouses.
No, no mice in it.
My teacher doesn’t like mouses, she’s scared of them
Mummy, now you eat some of that, I’ll close my eyes
OK…….mmm, yum, yum. I ate it, yay!
Look it’s a big ice cream
it does look like an ice cream, could you put it down please and eat up.
Weeee are eating dinner!
Yes, we are eating dinner.
NO, I’m talking to the fork! Fork, would you like some dinner?…………..he wants dinner mummy, he wants to eat all of my dinner!
Ok, you can share it then.
I’ve eaten some CELERY!
Yes! That’s a point to Isabella, have you eaten some celery yet William?
…..INTERLUDE AS DADDY WALKS IN…..
…..AND THEN GOES BACK OUT AGAIN…..
Can I get down now?
No, you’ve barely eaten a thing.
I don’t want this tyawna
I’ve eaten a raisin…….with my fingers!
Mummy close your eyes a minute
I’m hungry lovely, I want to eat my food
cover your eyes, mummy………………..mummy did you see that
he ate a raisin with his fingers!
Put that down please.
I just need to….
Put that down please!
My nose is making me tickly
your nose is making you tickly, how?
because it got some hair up
oh no, rub it out!
I was teasing you mummy.
look mummy it’s got a spiky thing in
take the fork out of your sleeve, come on…………Thank you!
spiky spike the apple!
apple’s my favourite thing.
I want a tunip
What is a tunip?
it’s from the Octonauts.
where will you buy one?
and what will you do with a tunip?
I’d put it on my table and then eat it
I’m going to see what I can see through Williams telescope, I’m going to do it one time
no, sit down, you can look after dinner.
Mummy, can I get out now? I’ve eaten some little bits.
Have you had enough food? eat a bit more.
Bella, back on your chair please.
What do you say?
hmmm, hmmm, hmmm, hmmm, hm, hm
wooo, wooo, wooo, woo, woo!
duuu, duuuu, duu, duuu, du, du, du
Mummy stop singing!
Mummy sing little bo peep…..two times!
Little Bo Peep, has lost her sheep…………..actually, I will only sing if you eat your food up!
Wind the bobin up, wind the bobin up, bonk donk, dink donk donk………
Endless, endless chatter! It went on and on! This was only about 10 minutes of our evening the rest continued on a similar note – far too wordy for my liking!