Wordy – #amonthof creative moments
‘Wordy Thursday’
A transcript of our meal time! Is your house like this? I just feel like the dialogue never stops.
The kids do say some funny things though!
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mmmmmm, carrrot!
Do you like the carrot bit?
yeah, mmmm
Do you like the…….tuna bit?
……………….no.
Sit down please, come on!
Shall I strap you in?
No!
Don’t put your fork in there, please.
eat up!
So, what have you tried then Isabella?
these….
the raisins?
I like the mackerel mummy
I don’t like mackerel
it’s not mackerel, it’s tuna
I don’t like tuna
how do you know? You haven’t had it for ages, could you please taste it.
I don’t want to!
Well, I bet you can’t eat any of it anyway……can she William? I bet she can’t she’s not brave enough.
oh yes she caaan!
oh no she can’t.
oh yes she caaan!
so you think if I cover my eyes Bella won’t eat any?
Yes, cover your eyes.
….keep them closed….
She won’t eat it will she William?
…just keep them closed, keep your eyes closed
Ok….
LOOK
You ate some TUNA, yeah! Now close your mouth to eat it up.
How is it?
It’s delicious.
You were a lot braver than I thought you were, wow!
I thought it might have mouses in, I don’t like mouses.
No, no mice in it.
My teacher doesn’t like mouses, she’s scared of them
….really?
Mummy, now you eat some of that, I’ll close my eyes
OK…….mmm, yum, yum. I ate it, yay!
yay
Look it’s a big ice cream
it does look like an ice cream, could you put it down please and eat up.
Weeee are eating dinner!
Yes, we are eating dinner.
NO, I’m talking to the fork! Fork, would you like some dinner?…………..he wants dinner mummy, he wants to eat all of my dinner!
Ok, you can share it then.
I’ve eaten some CELERY!
Yes! That’s a point to Isabella, have you eaten some celery yet William?
DADDY! DADDY!
…..INTERLUDE AS DADDY WALKS IN…..
…..AND THEN GOES BACK OUT AGAIN…..
Can I get down now?
No, you’ve barely eaten a thing.
I don’t want this tyawna
it’s tuuuuna
I’ve eaten a raisin…….with my fingers!
hmmmmm
Mummy close your eyes a minute
I’m hungry lovely, I want to eat my food
cover your eyes, mummy………………..mummy did you see that
he ate a raisin with his fingers!
Put that down please.
I just need to….
Put that down please!
ok
thank you.
My nose is making me tickly
your nose is making you tickly, how?
because it got some hair up
oh no, rub it out!
I was teasing you mummy.
look mummy it’s got a spiky thing in
take the fork out of your sleeve, come on…………Thank you!
spiky spike the apple!
apple’s my favourite thing.
I want a tunip
What is a tunip?
it’s from the Octonauts.
where will you buy one?
from Waitrose!
and what will you do with a tunip?
I’d put it on my table and then eat it
oh!
I’m going to see what I can see through Williams telescope, I’m going to do it one time
no, sit down, you can look after dinner.
Mummy, can I get out now? I’ve eaten some little bits.
Have you had enough food? eat a bit more.
Bella, back on your chair please.
What do you say?
pardon me
hmmm, hmmm, hmmm, hmmm, hm, hm
wooo, wooo, wooo, woo, woo!
duuu, duuuu, duu, duuu, du, du, du
Mummy stop singing!
Mummy sing little bo peep…..two times!
Little Bo Peep, has lost her sheep…………..actually, I will only sing if you eat your food up!
aaaawwwww!
Wind the bobin up, wind the bobin up, bonk donk, dink donk donk………
William!
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Endless, endless chatter! It went on and on! This was only about 10 minutes of our evening the rest continued on a similar note – far too wordy for my liking!
I love this! This is normal. Treasure it even when you just want to curl up and turn them down! Kx
It is funny listening back but I do feel like we are all on fast forward for most of the day, just jabbering on.
They really do come up with the funniest things, like William talking to the fork! Love it x